Friday, April 11, 2008

Mama's Getting the Cable Yanked Tomorrow

This evening I was staring at this picture and proclaiming loudly, "I don't know what they're on about. I don't see a thing!"

Naturally, my beloved Spouse came over to see what I was fussing about, took one peek and exclaimed, "Hey! There's a nekkid lady!"

"How can you see that?" I demanded, still peering every which way at the picture.

"Oh Honey, that's just what comes of growing up watching scrambled cable. It's a superpower every man in America possesses." Then in a dead on immitation of the announcer for Superman, "...Able to see wiggly nekkid ladies in a single glance!".