Tuesday, December 18, 2007

A Prayer For The Poor & Pretentious


My world is collapsing. My local Nordstrom Rack outlet store sent me a personal note (because we are close like that) to tell me they are closing January first forever. A few miles away and not to be outdone, The Bombay Company announced that they are in chapter 11 and will close All of their stores after Christmas. Where the hell am I supposed to buy a mahogany finished tea caddy now? Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the corporate bigwigs my Neiman's Last Call to keep. If it should close before I wake, I pray the Allen Premium Outlets my purse to take. Amen.